Written by Fantasy Girl

Seems like this guy survived from The NeverEnding Story – well, at least in this tale. Image // Warner Bros.
Psst, came a sound from the doorway of the house on the corner of the street. Psst, James. It came again.
âWho goes there?â James paused. âMy god, who actually says that any more?â He added in spoken thought as he reached the place where the sound emerged from.
He looked around the corner but there was no one there.
Iâm right next to you, you dimwit. Turn around!
He span around to where the voice came from, the only thing there was a slug, which was sat at eye level on the wall to his left.
Thatâs right, Iâm a slug, get over it. Now, I have some important news for you.
âWhat theâŚâ The slugâs head turned towards him, and a smile came to its lips. âYouâre smiling at me, am I asleep or something? This isnât happening.â
Get over it. But seriously, I have some news you may be interested in.
âYouâre a slug! Slugâs donât have ânewsâ!â
And youâre an ignorant human, one who believes they are the only species that has breaking news.. But guess what? Iâm over it, so you should be too, so shut up and listen to me!
âI⌠Iâm sorry?âÂ
I said shut up and listen to me!Â
James noticed for the first time that the slugâs lips were moving while he was talking. A shudder ran through his body.
âYouâre creepy.â
And youâre human. Do you want to hear this news or not?
âYesâŚ?â
Iâm going to hand you a piece of paper, and on that piece of paper there is a word. If you say this word, or this word is said directly to you, the world will end.
ââŚWhat?â
You heard me.
âIâm not sure I did⌠youâre going to hand me a piece of paper? Youâre a-â
Yeah, Iâm a slug, weâve gathered that fact. Typical bloody human. You’re more worried that a slug is going to hand you a piece of paper than you are about the world ending!

















