We don’t usually use videos in our ‘Blots posts but this one is far too cute not to share! All credit goes to Chuck Scott.
It’s not like I can really help it. There’s something about completing one of my sneaky little jobs with perfection that makes me shiver with pleasure. It ticks all the boxes.
I stand back, sweating, to admire my handiwork. A perfect job. I grin, satisfied. Look at that finish…
What makes it more satisfying is the silent nature of this particular job. All the bandsaws and the sander I would usually use had to be substituted for stealth mode tools, like files, sandpaper and manual saws. This was the first time I’d done it at night, when they were at home, sleeping.
The pre-dawn light of morning filtered through the windows of the upper floor. Time was now of the essence. In a matter of minutes, the wake-up alarm would go off. That meant it would be roughly half an hour before the owner would be up. Probably just enough time to move this all out of the surrounding areas.
Grinning, I opened the front door and negotiated the flight of stairs through the door.
What a night!
Written as part of the Half Hour Challenge theme ‘Taking Flight’, Miss Smiley’s flash fiction certainly makes us chuckle. Taking the theme in its literal sense, our lovely contributor is a sneaky writer, but that’s why we love her work. If you also enjoyed Miss Smiley’s HHC, you can check out some of her other pieces such as, ‘Inheritance‘ and ‘The Laurel‘.
Time travel can only be a good thing when stocking up on the good stuff. Image // flickriver.com
“What have you got there?” Alexander asked Jennifer.
“Just a chocolate bar,” she answered.
“No one told me there was chocolate,” chirped Alexander.
“I wouldn’t get too excited,” warned Jennifer. “There aren’t any left – this was the last one.”
Alexander looked like he was going to complain, but was struck with a recollection; “I thought you were going on a diet.”
“Starts tomorrow,” replied Jennifer simply as she ripped open the wrapper.
Alexander moaned and stomped out of the room. Moments later he was back, clutching something to his chest like a prized possession.
“What have you got there?” Jennifer asked Alexander.
“Oh, just a chocolate bar.” He answered.
“I saw those earlier, are there any left?”
“Afraid not, this was the last one, sorry.”
“Oh. Well, never mind, I’m supposed to be starting my diet tomorrow anyway…” mumbled Jennifer.
Alexander just nodded before sitting down, taking a large bite of chocolate.
“On a completely separate note,” started Alexander with a mouth full of chocolate. “Time travel is a wondrous thing, don’t you think so?”
Dice’s Alexander shorts are fast becoming a staple to his Half Hour Challenge entries, but we just can’t get enough of them. Completed under the theme of chocolate, Alexander has been devilishly sneaky with time travelling – not that we would normally recommend it under such selfish circumstances, mind. But it makes such an amusing story that we don’t care if Alexander accidentally changes the course of time. If you enjoyed Dice’s Alexander shorts, make sure you check out ‘This One! An Alexander Short‘.