Written by Dice
“What have you got there?” Alexander asked Jennifer.
“Just a chocolate bar,” she answered.
“No one told me there was chocolate,” chirped Alexander.
“I wouldn’t get too excited,” warned Jennifer. “There aren’t any left – this was the last one.”
Alexander looked like he was going to complain, but was struck with a recollection; “I thought you were going on a diet.”
“Starts tomorrow,” replied Jennifer simply as she ripped open the wrapper.
Alexander moaned and stomped out of the room. Moments later he was back, clutching something to his chest like a prized possession.
“What have you got there?” Jennifer asked Alexander.
“Oh, just a chocolate bar.” He answered.
“I saw those earlier, are there any left?”
“Afraid not, this was the last one, sorry.”
“Oh. Well, never mind, I’m supposed to be starting my diet tomorrow anyway…” mumbled Jennifer.
Alexander just nodded before sitting down, taking a large bite of chocolate.
“On a completely separate note,” started Alexander with a mouth full of chocolate. “Time travel is a wondrous thing, don’t you think so?”
Dice’s Alexander shorts are fast becoming a staple to his Half Hour Challenge entries, but we just can’t get enough of them. Completed under the theme of chocolate, Alexander has been devilishly sneaky with time travelling – not that we would normally recommend it under such selfish circumstances, mind. But it makes such an amusing story that we don’t care if Alexander accidentally changes the course of time. If you enjoyed Dice’s Alexander shorts, make sure you check out ‘This One! An Alexander Short‘.